Saturday, April 11, 2009

Because The Office Mutants Drink All Your Milk

My boss has rented out half the office to a start-up software comany that operates like a sweatshop-even more so than my office. However, we are still allowed to use the college-size fridge on their side.

They brought in a coffee maker, yet there is no milk in the fridge but my half gallon of soy milk since I am too poor to afford buying lunch/breakfast. I find it odd that 15 people drink black coffee and how when I go to have my pathetic on-sale cereal, the carton is empty. It costs more than $5 for one light Silk half gallon. That is one fourth of my weekly discretional income. Rage, Klonopin, water, swallow.

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