Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Because You're Going To Get Swine Flu

The best way to avoid swine flu is to wash your hands. We finally received a container of soap in the women's bathroom today (as a result of the "pandemic" that is still unknow). It was purchased from Jack's (the 99 cent story) by my boss and says nothing about being anti-bacterial and leaves a strong grease feeling on your hands. Since this is Armageddon, we need to cut back on evyerthing-this includes spending less on actual health necessities such as soap. I can't wait until I am in the hospital and United Healthcare refuses to cover swine flu.

You are also broke from slaughtering these harmless pigs...I am a big animal lover/vegetarian...soilent green is coming...

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