Because, Through It All, You Have Somehow Managed to Retain a Sliver of Dignity, Morality and Propriety

And therefore realize that it is not ok to embarrass yourself and exploit your children in your quest for fame and cold, hard cash. My grandmother had 14 kids too, but at least she tried to raise them in the church and keep them from being entirely damaged and crazy. Sure, the last family gathering involved extended conversations about how we tailgate funerals, so I don't know if she was absolutely successful. However, I DO know that she never made a single penny off those bastards.